How not to live your life

1. Sleep through an alarm that awakens the entire building

2. Stir the kid awake

3. Dunk her into a bucket (even better...tip some liquid soap in it)

4. Shove the toothbrush into her mouth and do a random wiggle

5. Bribe her into finishing that plate of breakfast

6. See her off at the bus stop and pray she remains awake through the long school hours


7. Come back home...drop dead on the bed...and do not forget to put an alarm for bus pick up time....you don't want the school conductor threatening to report to school authorities for neglected parenting!

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  1. Sirisha2 July 2013 at 15:25

    lol :D I' ll try but surely sometimes I will..

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    1. Srividya Yiruvanti3 July 2013 at 01:57

      Yup....u must have a lazy lazy day...every now and then...:D

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